In a flash of midnight shift brilliance, Senor Ligtvoet and Schapansky have come up with Lord of the Blings: The Brotherhood of the Bling. That's right, an all-black cast for the greatest trilogy of films ever made. :) Kind of like "The Wiz", except actually cool and without Diana Ross or Micheal Jackson. In other words, nothing at all like the Wiz. :) I laughed my ass off when I read this, and I hope you all will too. My personal favorites are Ice-T as Grima Wormtongue and Denzel as Aragorn.
Frodo : Cuba Gooding Jr
Samwise : Jamie Foxx
Merry : Donald Faison
Pippin : Kel Mitchell
Aragorn : Denzel Washington
Boromir : Delroy Lindo
Legolas : Don Cheadle
Gimli : Ving Rhames
Gandalf (the Black) : Morgan Freeman
Elrond : Sidney Poitier
Arwen : Rosario Dawson
Celeborn : Vondie Curtis-Hall
Galadriel : Angela Bassett
Haldir : Djimon Hounsou
Bilbo : Roscoe Lee Browne
Gollum/Smeagol : Jeffrey Wright
Theoden : Samuel L. Jackson
Eowyn : Thandie Newton
Eomer : Will Smith
Faramir : Laurence Fishburne
Denethor : Avery Brooks
Treebeard : James Earl Jones
Saruman : Louis Gossett Jr
Grima Wormtongue : Ice-T
Directed by Forest Whitaker