Why is it that when I take a shower, the smoke detector in my apartment goes completely nuts, but when I grill something, with actual smoke coming off whatever meat I'm subjecting to Extreme Brownian Action (tm), the detector doesn't make a peep?
And speaking of going snakeshit, it appears Jeff Skilling, the ex-Enron CEO, went nuts in Manhattan. It appears that, in the words of Leonard Nimoy, "the cosmic ballet marches on."
"Ken Lay is a spy from Venus!"