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February 23, 2005

Rober Ebert's "rules of the Oscars"

Ebert (as usual) hits the nail on the head and explains the reasoning, or lack thereof, behind the awards doled out every year to well crafted films about retards.

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On February 23, 2005 10:12 PM, I am Steven. said:

Hear hear. Haven't read the article yet, but I hated, absolutely hated, "Forrest Gump". Saying that is blasphemous to some people, of course.

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On February 23, 2005 11:54 PM, Warren Frey said:

Including me...I kinda dug it. Well, I'm not terribly offended or anything, I can see why it gets on people's nerves, but I thought it was well crafted at the time. Haven't seen it in a while, though.

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On February 24, 2005 6:17 AM, I am Steven. said:

The film has the gall to portray that this one person was behind every single pop culture and political development for 30 years. And each of the 256 incidents portrayed in the film are made so blatant (but notice that Gump doesn't actually say what event he is dropping in on) so that the more intelligent shaved monkeys can turn to their friends and whisper "Eh? Watergate. I am so smart!". But man, how did they paint out Gary Sinise's legs out so convincingly?

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On February 24, 2005 10:36 AM, Warren Frey said:

See, that always bugged me too. As soon as Nixon said "I know a much better hotel you can stay at," I knew it was a setup for a Watergate joke. I was amazed it took the rest of the audience so long to clue in.

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