"...this is where Jessica Alba comes onscreen and makes your dick want to drive a chicken truck into a burning retard school."
Beautiful... so beautiful... :)
Cumpston, the genius behind the greatest review of Return of the King ever written, has scratched together some vulgar thoughts about Sin City, the upcoming Rodriguez-Miller splatter-fest. Dunno whether I'll see the film itself, since Miller's comics have gone downhill since the second Martha Washington series, and the less said about his film work (ahem...Robocop 2...cough) the better...but at least this review is funny as hell.
"...this is where Jessica Alba comes onscreen and makes your dick want to drive a chicken truck into a burning retard school."
Beautiful... so beautiful... :)
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