I dunno about you, but I've found yogurt in the back of the fridge that I'm pretty sure had achieved sentience, and furthermore was beginning to attempt rally the other dairy products against me...
At least, these nutty predictions from one of "Britain's leading thinkers" (ie. not usually drunk and beating people up at soccer matches...) are pretty wacko.Talking Yogurt? WTFBBQ?
I dunno about you, but I've found yogurt in the back of the fridge that I'm pretty sure had achieved sentience, and furthermore was beginning to attempt rally the other dairy products against me...
I myself have had to quash a revolution or two when the dirty dishes reached critical mass and decided it was time they seized the reigns of power from me. We'll see about that, you porcelain bastards! :)
I don't know about you, but I'd totally watch a TV sitcom set in the future that revolved around a guy and his sidekick, the blueberry yogurt with the acerbic wit. It would talk just like James Cagney. Comic gold!
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