Tuesday, November 23rd, 2004
Mobyburg
by Warren
For the second time, I was compared to Moby while walking down the street. This time it was four teenage girls who decided I looked like everyone’s favorite musical vegan, and one even sang out “Moby’s a gangster…,” whatever that means. I’m sure it’s hilarious if you happen to be 15 years old.
I shouldn’t complain; I guess looking like Moby means I’ve lost a bunch of weight. They aren’t comparing me to the Kingpin, after all.