Friday, September 30th, 2005
A friend of mine just sent me a heads up on what must be the greatest bargain of our modern age: sign up with the National Guard and receive three (that’s right, THREE) free iTunes downloads. Woo hoo! I’m going to Iraq! And I’ll play the same three tunes over and over again (my friend) on my iPod while I wait to get deployed in garden spots such as Fallujah and Sadr City.
On closer examination, it looks like you’re just signing up to get bombarded with National Guard propaganda, and probably have a recruiter come by and try to berate you into fighting an illegal, immoral war. But hey, free iTunes!