A friend of mine just sent me a heads up on what must be the greatest bargain of our modern age: sign up with the National Guard and receive three (that's right, THREE) free iTunes downloads. Woo hoo! I'm going to Iraq! And I'll play the same three tunes over and over again (my friend) on my iPod while I wait to get deployed in garden spots such as Fallujah and Sadr City.
On closer examination, it looks like you're just signing up to get bombarded with National Guard propaganda, and probably have a recruiter come by and try to berate you into fighting an illegal, immoral war. But hey, free iTunes! :)
I got a free iTunes download for trying on jeans at the Gap... I didn't even have to buy them... I wonder if that means I've somehow enlisted myself to go to the Gulf...
"Why'd you sign up?"
"Tried on some jeans at the Gap... you?"
"Same... can't figure it out; I'm not even American but they still drafted me..."
They drafted you because they are short staffed and they will take anyone they can get. But hey if you want out just tell them your a macuser and from there they will know your gay and they won't take you. And you get to keep your free iTunes music.
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