Sunday, September 5th, 2004

Apparently Britain is a nation


Apparently Britain is a nation that enjoys the new and exciting sport of extreme weekend drunkeness.

And in the “two idiots with time on their hands” department, Mars and myself have come up with a new reality show called “Extreme Home Invasion.” Every week, a new unsuspecting suburban family has their home trashed by a team of expert vandals, who compete with another team of expert vandals at work across town. One of my favorites is Mars’ idea for a guy known as “The Desecrator”, who will violate anything, up to and including inanimate objects. If the show is a success, we could have crossovers where our show goes into Big Brother and trashes the joint, or ruins the work of one of those home-renovation shows.

Warren Frey is a journalist, freelance writer, podcaster, video producer, and all-around media consultant currently based in Vancouver, Canada. His written work has appeared in such publications as Metro Vancouver, the Westender, Mac | Life and the Japan Times.

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