Friday, April 9th, 2004

Why is it that when


Why is it that when I take a shower, the smoke detector in my apartment goes completely nuts, but when I grill something, with actual smoke coming off whatever meat I’m subjecting to Extreme Brownian Action ™, the detector doesn’t make a peep?

And speaking of going snakeshit, it appears Jeff Skilling, the ex-Enron CEO, went nuts in Manhattan. It appears that, in the words of Leonard Nimoy, “the cosmic ballet marches on.”

“Ken Lay is a spy from Venus!”

Warren Frey is a journalist, freelance writer, podcaster, video producer, and all-around media consultant currently based in Vancouver, Canada. His written work has appeared in such publications as Metro Vancouver, the Westender, Mac | Life and the Japan Times.

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